i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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