is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
should my penis look like a turkey
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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