: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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