thus making me awesome and them whores
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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