Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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