U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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