Having a random hookup so left but love u
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
