So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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