his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
the liver wants what the liver wants
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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