Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
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