so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
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