Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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