Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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