Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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