What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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