So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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