what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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