your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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