Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I see more hoeing in ur future
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