so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
