i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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