i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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