Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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