i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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