porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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