Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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