i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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