oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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