he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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