I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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