Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Gay?
German.
Pity.
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