sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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