hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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