Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Randomize
