i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
