Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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