I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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