dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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