I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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