Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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