dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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