god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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