Fuck u you updated twitter but didn't answer my text
I know you're alive
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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