when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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