everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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