She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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