I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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