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Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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