Sry I called you an 8
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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