talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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