youre lurking in front of me
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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