The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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