He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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