we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
please come you make the beer taste better
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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