So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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