he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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