what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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